Lovelovelove.
(Source: enchantingworldofdisney)
amen sister, this is in no way a hyperbole.
Please remove all sunglasses and bluetooths, end all cell phone conversations, finish all texting and have your form of payment out and ready before you proceed to speak to the live human being behind the register who will be taking your drink order.
Please do not order something (i.e….
Here we see the elusive bridezilla emerge from her cave. Wow! Watch as she tears the heads off all those around! What a rare sight we’ve been treated to today, folks!
(via onceinalifetime)
You’re the reason I drink.
Sincerely,
America
amen, guess what’s on the agenda for tonight?
but have no fear, last exam is at 6pm tonight, karaoke starts promptly at 9.
As the next two weeks are fast approaching and bumrushing my doorstep, I realize that I hate myself and never want to be in school again. I could find better ways of spending my time than writing a 15 page paper on flu reproduction. Ugh but whatever after that a pretty lady from Tennessee is coming down so I guess the next two weeks are worth it.
If you are the manager of, oh let’s say, a coffee cafe, and you close on a Saturday night, shouldn’t that mean that the manager can make extra sure that the open the next day is going to be nice..well apparently not. My MANAGER, my superior, my workplace “role model” left me with dishes to do, no soup to make, no milk in the easy access fridge, no cups in the dispenser. I know that she’s kind of “flighty” and doesn’t “multi-task well”, but to me, a manager should be able to handle a Saturday night with another Cafe server, close down the bar, and leave it clean for the next day. That’s not multi-tasking, that’s doing a nights work at your JOB! GAH!!!!
So while watching Julie and Julia, I’ve realizes that watching this movie makes me want to be a 40 giant living in post war Paris eating oysters and buttered bread and Brie all the time, does this make me wierd? Also, if you want a real guide to life, read “My Life In France” it’s absolutely sublime. I have decided to live my life with more joyuex de vivre….and more oysters, bread, and cheese.